有意思的名言10_轻松英语

    91. i’m at the age where i want two girls. in case i fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
    91. 在我这个年龄,我想要两个女孩。这样我睡着的时候,她们也好有人说说话。
    92. a girl phoned me and said, “come on over. there’s nobody home.” i went over. nobody was home!
    92. 一个女孩给我打电话说:“你过来吧,我家没人。”于是我去了,她家的确一个人都没有。
    93. bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on saturday night.
    93. 如果你是双性恋,周末出去约会的概率一下提高一倍。
    沙拉.斯尔弗曼 名言
    94. when god gives you aids - and god does give you aids, by the way - make lemonades’.
    94. 如果上帝让你得爱滋——是确实让你得了爱滋——那就弄点柠檬水杀爱滋。
    95. i was raped by a doctor. this is, you know, so bittersweet for a jewish girl.
    95. 我曾被一个医生****,你知道,这对一个犹太女孩来讲是苦涩而甜蜜的。
    克里斯.洛克名言
    96. every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
    96. 每个区都有两个一样的购物中心,一个是白人去的,另一个是白人以前去的。
    97. i live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
    97. 我住的地方治安极差,差到你还没挨完第一个枪子,第二个枪子又来了。
    98. if a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. if she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near forty.
    98. 如果一个看起来十六岁的女的跟你说她二十岁,那她实际十二岁。如果是看起来二十六,跟你说也是二十六,那她可能已经快四十了。
    99. “you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the nba is chinese, the swiss hold the america’s cup, france is accusing the u.s. of arrogance, germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in america are named ‘bush’, ‘dick’, and ‘colon.’ need i say more?”
    99. 你知道这个世界有多疯狂吗,最好的饶舌歌手是白人,最好的高尔夫选手是黑人,nba身高最高的选手是中国人,瑞士人卫冕美洲杯帆船赛事,法国指责美国自大,德国不参战,美国最有权的三个人分别叫“布什”(译者注:“杂草”的意思)、“迪克”(译者注:美国俚语里“男性生殖器”的意思)、“科隆”(译者注:“结肠”的意思),还用我就更多例子吗?
    100. “you won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: salma hayek and penelope cruz.” chris rock while hosting the oscars
    100.接下来的四位主持人保证让你们挪不开视线,她们是萨尔曼.海耶克和佩尼洛普.克鲁兹。(克里斯.洛克在主持奥斯卡现场)
    101. gas is getting so expensive i’m gonna ride a mexican to work.
    101.油价太贵了,因此我决定骑个墨西哥人上班。