世界各地的搞笑英语_轻松英语

    1.please don't feed the animals. if you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.
    匈牙利动物园:请不要给动物喂食。如果您有食品,请喂给值班警卫。
    2.if you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
    日本旅馆:如果您想调节您房间的温度,请控制您自己。
    3.ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
    挪威酒吧:女士们不要在酒吧里生孩子。
    4.fur coats made for ladies from their skins.
    瑞典皮货商店:为女士们制作的皮大衣,是用她们的皮制成的。
    5.teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
    香港牙科诊所:由最新的卫理公会教徒给您拔牙.
    .drop your trousers here for best results.
    泰国的干洗店:在这里脱掉您的裤子,等待最好的结果.
    7.specialist in women and other diseases.
    意大利妇科诊所:我们是women和其他疾病的专家。
    8.the manager has personally passed all water served here.
    墨西哥旅馆:旅馆经理将亲自为您撒尿。
    9.we take your bags and send them in all directions.
    丹麦机场:我们将拿走您的行李,送往四面八方。
    10.welcome to the cemetery where famous russian artists are buried daily except thursday.
    俄国公墓:欢迎访问这个公墓,许多着名的俄国艺术家每天埋在这里,但星期四不埋。