有意思的名言9_轻松英语

    81. i’m surprised hitler didn’t round up the toupee people.”
    81.我挺奇怪为什么希特勒没把流氓也圈到集中营去。
    丹尼斯.米勒名言
    82. a recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
    82. 最近一项关于警察的研究表明,如果你逃跑的话,被胖警察击中的可能性比较大。
    83. the average american’s day planner has fewer holes in it than ray charles’s dart board.
    83 普通美国人日程上的空档比菜鸟在镖靶上留下了洞还少。
    84. “the only way the french are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in iraq.”
    84. 唯一能让法国卷入伊拉克的方法就是告诉他们,我们在伊拉克发现了法式顶级巧克力。
    杰.列农名言
    85. here’s something to think about: how come you never see a headline like ‘psychic wins lottery’?
    85.奇怪的是,为什么我们从来没听过像“通灵人士赢彩票大奖”这样的新闻。
    86. the supreme court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in washington, d.c. this wasn’t for any religious reasons. they couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
    86. 最高法院决定华盛顿不能上演耶稣诞生剧,但并不是因为宗教原因。因为他们找不出三个智者和一个处女。
    87. now there are more overweight people in america than average-weight people. so overweight people are now average. which means you’ve met your new year’s resolution.
    87. 美国现在体重超重的人要比体重正常的人要多。所以,体重超重的成了正常体重,也就是说,你新年许下的愿望已经实现了。
    88. the new england journal of medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
    88. 《新英格兰医学期刊》有文章称九成的医生认为有一成的医生是笨蛋。
    罗德尼.丁奇菲尔德名言
    89. my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
    89. 我的父亲随身带着一张孩子的照片,这个孩子是和他随身带的钱包一起到他手里的。
    90. oh, when i was a kid in show business i was poor. i used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
    90. 我小时候在脱口秀行业混的时候很穷,经常跑到宴会去吃葡萄。