有意思的名言5_轻松英语

    41. you know the good part about all those executions in texas? fewer texans.
    41.你知道得克萨斯州的那些判决最大的影响是什么吗?那里人更少了。
    42. reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. she said, “you show me a tropical fruit and i’ll show you a cocksucker from guatemala.”
    42. 这让我想起了我三年级跟我说的话,她说:“你给我看一个热带水果,我就给你看一个危地马拉口交者。”
    43. i never fucked a ten, but one night, i fucked five twos.
    43. 我没上过十岁的,我有一晚上用五乘以了二。.
    44. what year did jesus think it was?
    44. 上帝啊,你以为这是个什么年代?
    45. the real reason that we can’t have the ten commandments in a courthouse: you cannot post “thou shalt not steal,” “thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. it creates a hostile work environment.
    45. 我们不能把十戒贴在法院的真正原因是:你不能让“不可偷窃”、“不可通奸”、“不可说谎”这样的字眼出现在一个满是律师、法官、政客的地方,这样会创造不利的工作环境。
    46. atheism is a non-prophet organization.
    46.无神论就是不做预言的体制。
    47. “no comment” is a comment.
    47.“无可奉告”就是一条奉告。
    48. if a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
    48.如果一个人一直都面带微笑,那他很可能是在推销不能用的东西。
    49. the reason they call it the american dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
    49.为什么我们说“美国梦”,你得先睡着才能相信。
    史蒂夫.马丁名言
    50. boy, those french: they have a different word for everything!
    50.伙计,你瞧法语,每样东西都有不同的词表示。