有意思的名言6_轻松英语

    51. there is one thing i would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. i won’t stand for that.
    51.只有一件事能让我离婚,那就是我和其他女人在一起的时候被妻子逮个正着。这是我不能忍受的。
    52. hosting the oscars is much like making love to a woman. it’s something i only get to do when billy crystal is out of town.
    52.主持奥斯卡颁奖礼就像和一个女人*ZA*,比尔.克里斯托不在的时候才能实现。
    53. i believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
    53.我相信,性是美好的、自然的、健康的,而且是钱能买来的。
    54. you know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies - all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.
    54.你知道你的问题出在哪儿吗?你看得电影不够多,生活中的所有困惑都能在电影里找到答案。
    55. first the doctor told me the good news: i was going to have a disease named after me.
    55.医生先是告诉我有一个好消息:有一种疾病将以我的名字命名。
    56. why is it we don’t always recognize the moment when love begins, but we always know when it ends?
    * as harris k. telemacher in “l.a. story” (1991)
    56.为什么我们总是意识不到爱情何时开始,却总是知道何时结束?
    * 就像《l.a 故事》中的哈里斯.k.特勒马西(1991)
    史蒂文.科比尔名言
    57. “to sit here at the same table with my hero, george w. bush? i feel like i’m dreaming. somebody pinch me. you now what, i’m a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough? somebody shoot me in the face.”
    -roasting bush at the 2006 white house correspondents’ dinner
    57.“和我的偶像乔治.布什共进晚餐吗?我会感觉像是在做梦。有人会掐我,但是你知道吗。这可不够,我的梦可不容易醒,得有人在我头上狠狠敲一下。”
    58. on this show, your voice will be heard - in the form of my voice.
    58.在这个节目里你的声音将被传达,当然了,是用我的声音。
    59. there’s a phrase we live by in america: “in god we trust”. it’s right there where jesus would want it: on our money.
    59.在美国人们常说这样一句话:“我们将一切交给上帝”,这正是上帝想要的:我们的钱。
    60. folks, the president needs a break. he’s like a black and decker cordless dirt devil vacuum. if you don’t recharge his batteries, he can’t suck.
    60.伙计们,我们的总统需要休息一下,就像百德公司的吸污天使牌无绳吸尘器,你不给他充电就没法吸脏东西了。