Elephants_英语动物笑话

q: what do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
a: they're all on the same team.
q: how do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you?
a: she has a big 'e' on her pajama jacket pocket.
q: why won't they allow elephants in public swimming pools?
a: because they might let down their trunks.
q. why do elephants have four feet?
a. because lady elephants have big twats.
q: what do elephants use for tampons?
a: sheep.
q: what do elephants use for condoms?
a: snakes.
q: what do elephants use for vibrators?
a: epileptic pigmies.
q: why do elephants have long trunks?
a: 'cos sheep don't have strings.
q: how do you know when an elephant has its period?
a: there is a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing.
q: what is an elephant's sex organ?
a: his foot... if he steps on you you're fucked!
q: what do you call any elephant who is an expert on skin disorders?
a: a pachydermatologist.
q: how do you stop an elephant from charging?
a: take away his credit card.
q: what do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?
a: a two-ton pickup.
q: what did the female elephant say during sex?
a: "can i be on top this time?"
q: what did the elephant say to the nude man?
a: cute, but can you breathe through it?