A Book About the Elephant_英语动物笑话

every nation has to write a book about the elephant:
the french book - the sex life of the elephant or: 1000 ways to cook elephant.
the english book - elephants i have shot on safari.
the welsh book - the elephant and its influence on welsh language and culture or: oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden.
the american book - how to make bigger and better elephants.
the japanese book - how to make smaller and cheaper elephants.
the greek book - how to sell elephants for a lot of money. the finnish book - what do elephants think about finnish people.
the german book - a short introduction to elephants, vol 1- 6.
the icelandic book - defrosting an elephant.
the swiss book - switzerland: the country through which hannibal went with his elephants.
the canadian book - elephants: a federal or state issue?
the swedish book - how to reduce your taxes with an elephant