Marital Sex_英语愚人笑话

after you are married there are several stages of sex.
smurf sex- you fuck until you are blue in the face.
kitchen sex- you fuck anywhere in the house, even in the kitchen.
bedroom sex- it is now a routine and you only do it in the bedroom.
hallway sex- you pass in the hallway and she says "fuck you".
courtroom sex- she fucks you in the courtroom in front of everyone.