Lomesome Cowboy_英语愚人笑话
an old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. as he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. after she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "are you a real cowboy?"
"well, i have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... i guess i am," replied the cowboy.
after a short while he asked her what she was. "i've never been on a ranch so i'm not a cowboy, but i am a lesbian. i spend my whole day thinking about women. as soon as i get up in the morning i think of women, when i eat, shower, watch tv, everything seems to make me think of women," said the young woman.
a short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. a couple sat down next to him and asked, "are you a real cowboy?"
"i always thought i was, but i just found out that i'm a lesbian."
"well, i have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... i guess i am," replied the cowboy.
after a short while he asked her what she was. "i've never been on a ranch so i'm not a cowboy, but i am a lesbian. i spend my whole day thinking about women. as soon as i get up in the morning i think of women, when i eat, shower, watch tv, everything seems to make me think of women," said the young woman.
a short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. a couple sat down next to him and asked, "are you a real cowboy?"
"i always thought i was, but i just found out that i'm a lesbian."