Joke: If I Could Talk To The Animals_英语愚人笑话

a ventriloquist walked up to an indian and said "i'll bet i can make your horse talk."
indian: "horse no talk"
ventriloquist: "sure watch this. hi horse. how does you master treat you?"
horse: "oh, he is good to me. he gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the sun."
ventriloquist: "i'll bet i can make you dog talk."
indian: "dog no talk."
ventriloquist: "sure watch this. dog, how are you? does your master treat you good?"
dog: "oh! he treats me good. he gives me food, water and he plays ball with me."
ventriloquist: "i'll bet i can make your sheep talk."
indian: "sheep lie! sheep lie!"