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Joke: Where a driver is from._英语愚人笑话

1. one hand on wheel, one hand on horn: chicago.
2. one hand on wheel, one finger out window: new york.
3. one hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: new jersey.
4. one hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: boston.
5. one hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: los angeles.
6. both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: ohio, but driving in california.
7. both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: italy.
8. one hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: seattle.
9. one hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing mcdonald's bag out the window: texas.
10. four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: west virginia.
11. two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: florida.