The Life Of an Egg_英语成人笑话

so you think your life is bad...
just think how bad the life of an egg is...
you only get laid once
you only get eaten once
it takes 4 minutes to get hard and
2 minutes to get soft
you have to share a box with
11 other guys
and the only chick that ever sat on
your face was your mother
now don't you feel better?
hell no!