Talking Parrot_英语动物笑话

a woman went into a pet shop and said to the man, "i want a parrot, but sell me one that definitely talks."

the man sold her a parrot, saying, "this one definitely talks."

the woman took him home, set his cage up on a table, and said to the parrot, "okay, talk."

the parrot said, "show me your tits."

the woman was outraged. so she put him in the refrigerator. after a while, she took him out and said, "so talk."

again, the parrot said, "show me your tits."

to show the parrot his place, she put him in the fridge for a longer time, but still the same thing happened. she was quite annoyed. this time she put him in the freezer.

there was a turkey in the freezer. the parrot said to the turkey, "how did you get here? did you ask for a blowjob?"