Three very tough mice_英语动物笑话

three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

the first says, "i'm so tough, once i ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

the second says, "well i'm so tough, once i was caught in a rat trap and i bit it apart!"

then the third rat gets up and says, "later guys, i'm off home to harass the cat."