Steven Wright on dogs_英语动物笑话
the other day, i was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. some people are afraid of heights. not me, i'm afraid of widths.
i had a dog once. i spilled spot remover on him, and now he's gone.
i put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. they had little pictures of cats on them. then i took one out and he ran around in circles.
i bought a dog the other day... i named him stay. it's fun to call him... "come here, stay! come here, stay!" he went insane. now he just ignores me and keeps typing. he's an east german shepherd.
i had a dog once. i spilled spot remover on him, and now he's gone.
i put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. they had little pictures of cats on them. then i took one out and he ran around in circles.
i bought a dog the other day... i named him stay. it's fun to call him... "come here, stay! come here, stay!" he went insane. now he just ignores me and keeps typing. he's an east german shepherd.