一睡醒，你就被炒鱿鱼了_英汉双语笑话

as soon as you wake up, you're fired

our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. the boss finally found him fast asleep. rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. "as long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. but as soon as you wake up, you're fired."

我的同事有好几小时不见人了。我们疯了地到处找他。最后老板发现，他正在睡大觉。没叫醒他，老板悄无声息地在我的同事的胸前放了个纸条。“睡觉时”，条上写着，“你是我的员工，醒来你就不是了。”