爆笑：中式英语吓倒老外_幽默英语
昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑地
前台小姐:“hello.”
老外:“hi.” 前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?” 老外:“can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”
前台小姐:“hello.”
老外:“hi.” 前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?” 老外:“can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”