智力缺陷Mental deficiency_幽默英语
1.疯狂的司机
there's a senior citizen driving on the highway. his wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, “herman, be careful! i just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on route 280!”
herman says,“i know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!”
一位高龄老人开着车在高速公路上驾车时,接到了妻子打来的电话,妻子焦急地告诉他说,“赫尔曼,小心!我刚从电台上听到报道说,在280号公路上有一个疯子正在开车逆行!”
赫尔曼说,“我知道,可是不是一个,而是成百上千个!”
2.
mental deficiency 智力缺陷
"would you mind telling me, doctor," bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "nothing is easier," he replied. "you ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. if he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " well, what sort of question?" "well, you might ask him, 'captain cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. which one?' bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "you wouldn't happen to have another example would you? i must confess i don't know much about history."
“医生,你能不能告诉我,”鲍勃问,“对于一个看上去很正常的人,你是怎样判断出他有智力缺陷的呢?”“再没有比这容易的了,”医生回答,“问他一个简单的问题,简单到所有人都知道答案,如果他回答得不干脆,那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要问什么样的问题呢?”“嗯,你可以这样问,‘库克船长环球旅行了三次,但是在其中一次的途中他去世了,是哪一次呢?’”鲍勃想了一会儿,紧张的回答道,“你就不能问另外一个问题吗?坦率地说,我对了解的不是很多。”
there's a senior citizen driving on the highway. his wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, “herman, be careful! i just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on route 280!”
herman says,“i know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!”
一位高龄老人开着车在高速公路上驾车时,接到了妻子打来的电话,妻子焦急地告诉他说,“赫尔曼,小心!我刚从电台上听到报道说,在280号公路上有一个疯子正在开车逆行!”
赫尔曼说,“我知道,可是不是一个,而是成百上千个!”
2.
mental deficiency 智力缺陷
"would you mind telling me, doctor," bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "nothing is easier," he replied. "you ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. if he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " well, what sort of question?" "well, you might ask him, 'captain cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. which one?' bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "you wouldn't happen to have another example would you? i must confess i don't know much about history."
“医生,你能不能告诉我,”鲍勃问,“对于一个看上去很正常的人,你是怎样判断出他有智力缺陷的呢?”“再没有比这容易的了,”医生回答,“问他一个简单的问题,简单到所有人都知道答案,如果他回答得不干脆,那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要问什么样的问题呢?”“嗯,你可以这样问,‘库克船长环球旅行了三次,但是在其中一次的途中他去世了,是哪一次呢?’”鲍勃想了一会儿,紧张的回答道,“你就不能问另外一个问题吗?坦率地说,我对了解的不是很多。”