FATHER FORGIVE ME...笑话_英语宗教笑话

    a married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "father, i had an affair with a woman... almost."
    "what do you mean almost?" question the priest.
    "well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then i stopped."
    "rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest. "you're not to go near that woman again. now, say five hail mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
    the man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. he pauses for a moment and then decides to leave.
    the priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, "i saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!"
    "well father, i rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in!"