SISTERSUSANPILESONTHEPOUNDS_英语宗教笑话
a nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. "gaining a little weight are we sister susan?" he asked.
"no, father. just a little gas," sister susan explained.
a month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained even more weight. "gaining some weight are we sister susan?" he asked again.
"oh no, father. just a little gas," she replied again.
a couple of months later the priest noticed sister susan pushing a baby carriage around the convent. he leaned over and looked in the carriage and said, "cute little fart."
"no, father. just a little gas," sister susan explained.
a month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained even more weight. "gaining some weight are we sister susan?" he asked again.
"oh no, father. just a little gas," she replied again.
a couple of months later the priest noticed sister susan pushing a baby carriage around the convent. he leaned over and looked in the carriage and said, "cute little fart."