SexOnTheBeach_英语女性笑话
a policeman sent his wife and child to a sea resort for a vacation. after a week he joined them in the hotel. as soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love with his wife.
- no darling, we can’t do it here, our kid is watching us.
- you are right, lets go to the beach.
after a while, they start to make love on an empty beach. all of a sudden, a policeman run into them.
- put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can’t do that in public.
- you are right - said the husband - but it was a moment of weakness. we didn’t see each other for a week. by the way, i am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me.
- don’t worry, you are a colleague and it is your first time. but this is the third time i caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay for it.
- no darling, we can’t do it here, our kid is watching us.
- you are right, lets go to the beach.
after a while, they start to make love on an empty beach. all of a sudden, a policeman run into them.
- put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can’t do that in public.
- you are right - said the husband - but it was a moment of weakness. we didn’t see each other for a week. by the way, i am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me.
- don’t worry, you are a colleague and it is your first time. but this is the third time i caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay for it.