Thrifty Lawyer笑话_英语司法笑话

    a dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.
    fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. the neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
    incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"
    the lawyer replied, "of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98." said the butcher.
    a few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.
    attached to it was an invoice. it read: legal consultation service $150