This Is A Flame_英语愚人笑话

    this is a flame
    dear
    [x] dork [ ] dummy [ ] ignorant snot [ ] stupid [ ] nerd [ ] elvis
    [x] idiot[ ] computer geek [ ] retard [ ] sycophant [ ] samuel stoddard
    you are being flamed because
    [x] you continued a boring useless stupid thread
    [x] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
    [ ] you posted a "test"
    [ ] you used vi and left a whole bunch of editing garbage on the screen
    [ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three times in the
    past week
    [ ] you claimed to have the original ggbj
    [ ] you posted some sort of religious junk that doesn't belong in this group
    [x] you posted an article that was not funny, unoriginal and very boring
    [x] your mother dresses you funny
    to recant, you must
    [x] actually post a humorous article
    [ ] give up all your worldly possessions and become a tibetan monk
    [ ] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours
    [x] abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you)
    [ ] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to iraq
    [ ] give your mp (congressman in u.s.a., i guess) a donation of three hemp
    plants to decorate his office
    [ ] become politically correct and demand that manholes be renamed to
    peroffspringopenings
    [ ] cut your testicles (or breasts, if you're a woman) off
    [ ] _________________________________________________
    thank you for the time you have taken to read this, and please detest from
    the offending behavior that led to this flame. also, go away!
    end flame