M&M Evolution Theory_英语愚人笑话

    m&m's: the theory of evolution
    whenever i get a package of plain m&ms, i make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species.
    to this end, i hold m&m duels.
    taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger,i apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. that is the "loser," and i eat the inferior one immediately. the winner gets to go another round.
    i have found that, in general, the brown and red m&ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. i have hypothesized that the blue m&ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
    occasionally i will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. in this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
    when i reach the end of the pack, i am left with one m&m, the strongest of the herd. since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, i pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: m&m mars, a division of mars, inc. hackettstown, nj 17840-1503 u.s.a., along with a 3x5 card reading, "please use this m&m for breeding purposes."