30th Birthday笑话_英语成人笑话

    it was my 30th birthday and i wasn't feeling too great when i woke up that morning.
    i went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "happy birthday" and probably have a present for me.
    she didn't even say "good morning," let alone "happy birthday."
    i figured, "well, that's wives for you. the children will remember." the children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.
    when i started to the office i was feeling pretty low and despondent. as i walked into my office, my secretary janet said, "good morning, boss, happy birthday."
    i felt a little better - at least someone had remembered.
    i worked until noon, then janet knocked on my door and said, "you know, it is such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
    i said, "that's the greatest thing i've heard all day. let's go.
    we went to lunch. we didn't go where we normally go. we went out into the country to a little private place. we had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
    on the way back to the office, she said, "you know, it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" i said, "no, i guess not." she said, "let's go to my apartment."
    after arriving at her apartment, she smiled at me and said, "if you don't mind, i think i'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
    mad at my wife for forgetting about my birthday, not to mention that janet was quite beautiful, i felt justified in staying. "sure," i excitedly replied.
    she went into the bedroom and, after a few minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.
    they were all singing happy birthday... and there i sat on the couch... naked.