Cross Examined笑话_英语司法笑话

    in a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist.
    here's what happened:
    attorney: before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
    coroner: no.
    attorney: did you listen to the heart?
    coroner: no.
    attorney: did you check for breathing?
    coroner: no.
    attorney: so, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
    coroner: well, let me put it this way. the man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. but i guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.