Dog Steals Roast笑话_英语司法笑话

    a lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do i have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"
    the lawyer answers, "absolutely."
    "then you owe me $8.50. your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
    the lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50 several days later the butcher opens the mail and finds a bill from the lawyer: $20 due for a consultation.