英文简历的误区—不应有的幽默_专题集锦

"note: keep this resume on top of the stack. use all others to heat your house."

"assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting."

(translation: short-order cook.)

"but wait...there's more. you get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."

"i have an excellent track record, although i am not a horse."

"my fortune cookie said, 'your next interview will result in a job'-and i like your company in particular."

"title: another resume from the 'profiles in excellence' series."

"also known as: mr. productivity, mr. clever, mr.fix-it."

"trustworthy references available upon request-if i give them a few bucks."

"let's meet so you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' over my experience."