Three Dumb Hunters_英语愚人笑话
three idiots decide to go hunting. the first one says he's going to get a buck. he goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. the other two hunters ask how he did it. he says, "i see tracks. i follow tracks. i get buck."
so the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. and he does. they ask him how he did it, and he says, "i see tracks. i follow tracks. i get doe."
so the third hunter says, "i'm just gonna shoot at anything i see."
so he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. the other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "i see tracks. i follow tracks. i get hit by train!"