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Hillbilly Sex Quiz_英语成人笑话

study each question carefully. then, choose the answer that seems most correct (true or false) and circle the t or f as appropriate.

1. a clitoris is a type of flower. t f

2. pubic hair is a wild rabbit. t f

3. "spread eagle" is an extinct bird. t f

4. vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble. t f

5. menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels. t f

6. a g-string is part of a violin. t f

7. semen is another word for "sailor". t f

8. anus is the latin word for "yearly". t f

9. testicles are found on an octopus. t f

10. asphalt describes rectal troubles. t f

11. masturbate is used to catch large fish. t f

12. kotex is a radio station in bryan, texas. t f

13. coitus is a musical instrument. t f

14. fetus is a character on "gunsmoke". t f

15. an umbilical cord is part of a parachute. t f

16. a condom is an apartment complex. t f

17. an organism is the person who accompanies the chior in church. t f

18. a diaphram is a drawing in geometry. t f

19. a dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. t f

20. an erection is when the japanese vote for their new government officials. t f

21. a lesbian is a person from the middle east. t f

22. sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass. t f

23. pornography is the business of making record albums. t f

24. genitals are people of non-jewish origins. t f

25. douche is the italian word for "twelve". t f

26. an enema is someone who is not your friend. t f

27. ovaries are a french egg dish made with cheese. t f