Running Shoes_英语动物笑话
two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.
one guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion.
the second guy hisses: "what are you doing, you can't outrun the lion" and the first guy says: "no, but all i have to do is outrun you"!