Like The Way You Think_英语笑话

teacher:- "right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. a farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. how many are left?"
little johnny:- "none miss".
teacher:- "could you tell me why?"
little johnny:- "well miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away".
teacher:- "well, the answer i was looking for was four. but i like your thinking."
little johnny:- "miss, while we're asking questions, could i ask you one?"
teacher:- "its a bit irregular, but go on then"
little johnny:- "there are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. one of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. which one is married?"
teacher (rather embarrassed):- "err... i suppose it was the last one."
little johnny:- "well i'd have said the one with the wedding ring. but i like your thinking."