我有一个完美的儿子_英汉双语笑话

a:
i have the perfect son.
b:
does he smoke?
a:
no, he doesn't.
b:
does he drink whiskey?
a:
no, he doesn't.
b:
does he ever come home late?
a:
no, he doesn't.
b:
i guess you really do have the perfect son. how old is he?
a:
he will be six months old next wednesday
a:
我有一个完美的儿子。b:
他抽烟吗？a:
不，不抽。b:
他喝威士忌吗？a:
不，他不喝。b:
那他回家晚吗？a:
不，不会。b:
我想你确实有一个完美的儿子。他多大了？
a:
下周三他就六个月大了。