老师与学生对话时候闹出来的笑话_幽默英语

                        

       1. teacher: george, go to the map and find north america.

　george: here it is!

　teacher: correct. now, class, who discovered america?

　class: george!

　2. teacher: ellen, give me a sentence starting with "i".

　ellen: i is...

　teacher: no, ellen. we always say, "i am."

　ellen: all right... "i am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

　3. teacher: if i had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would i have?

　class: big hands!

　4. teacher: didn't you promise to behave?

　student: yes, sir.

　teacher: and didn't i promise to punish you if you didn't?

　student: yes, sir, but since i broke my promise, i don't expect you to keep yours.

　5. teacher: in this box, i have a 10-feet snake.

　sammy: you can't fool me, teacher... snakes don't have feet.