Before and After You fall in love_幽默英语

before - you take my breath away
after - i feel like i'm suffocating(窒息)

before - twice a night
after - twice a month

before - she says she loves the way i take control of a situation
after - she called me a controlling, manipulative(操纵的) egomaniac(极端自我)

before - don't stop
after - don't start

before - is that all you're having?
after - maybe you should have just a salad, honey

before - it's like i'm living in a dream
after - it's like he lives in a dorm(宿舍)

before - we agree on everything
after - doesn't she have a mind of her own?

before - i love a woman with curves(皱摺)
after - i never said you were fat

before - time stood still
after - this relationship is going nowhere

before - i can hardly believe we found each other
after - i can't believe i ended up with someone like you