Good Deeds_英语司法笑话

a lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.
saint peter asked him, "what have you done to merit entrance into
heaven?"
the lawyer thought a moment, then said, "a week ago, i gave a quarter
to a homeless person on the street."
saint peter asked gabriel to check this out in the records, and after
a moment gabriel affirmed that it was true.
saint peter said, "well , that's fine, but it's not really quite
enough to get you into heaven."
the lawyer said, "wait, wait! there's more! three years ago, i also
gave a homeless person a quarter."
saint peter nodded to gabriel, who, after a moment, nodded back to
affirm that it was true.
saint peter then whispered to gabriel, "well, what do you suggest we
do with this fellow?"
gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to saint peter,
"let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to hell