Super Model Crash_英语愚人笑话

naomi campbell, claudia schiffer, and cindy crawford are flying to a super models conference in paris, when the captain of the plane announces: "we have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing -- assume the brace position immediately!"
immediately the three models start preparing for the worst. claudia pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face. bewildered, naomi and cindy ask: "what in the hell are you doing fixing your make-up when we are about to friggin' crash!"
claudia responds: "i know for a fact the rescue workers will search for, and save first, the ones who have the best looking faces -- which is why i am putting on my make-up."
cindy crawford rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity. totally confused, naomi and claudia shout: "cindy, have you lost your senses? why are you baring your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die!"
cindy responds: "i have it on good authority in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to save first the women with big beautiful breasts -- which is why i am exposing my tits!"
not hesitating, naomi campbell pulls down her skirt and panties to expose her love triangle." freaking out, claudia and cindy yell: "naomi -- are you crazy?? why are you exposing your crotch for everyone to see?"
calmly, naomi responds: "bitches please! i know for a fact the first thing the rescue workers look for in plane crashes is a black box!"