80 Years Old_英语成人笑话

an elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "father, i'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. i started taking this new viagra pill, and last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. both of them. twice.
the priest said: "well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?" "never father, i'm jewish." "so then, why are you telling me?" "because i'm telling everybody!"