Top Ten Ways You Know YouRe In A Bad Church_英语宗教笑话

10. the church bus has gun racks.
9. the church staff consists of senior pastor, associate pastor and socio-pastor.
8. the bible they use is the "dr. seuss version."
7. there's an atm in the lobby.
6. choir wears leather robes.
5. worship services are b.y.o.s. -- "bring your own snake."
4. no cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
3. karaoke worship time.
2. ushers ask, "smoking or non-smoking?"
1. the only song the organist knows is "in-a-gadda-da-vida."