（爆笑）同音的英语_幽默英语

需要指出的是,胡(hu)和谁(who)同音,是的长官(yes sir)和阿拉法特的名字亚瑟尔(yassi r)同音,咖啡(coffee)和安南的名字科菲(kofi)同音,赖斯和大米是一个词rice. hu jintao was named chief of the communist party in china. 胡锦涛被任命为中共总书记 scene: the oval office. george bush and condolezza rice. (场景) 椭圆形办公室, 乔治布什 和国家安全顾问康多里扎赖斯 george: condi! nice to see you. what's happening? 布什: 康迪(赖斯)! 很高兴见到你,发生什么事情了? condi: sir, i have the report about the new leader of china. 赖斯:长官,我来向你汇报中国的新领导人 george: great. let's hear it. 布什: 好极了,我们一起来听听! condi: hu is the new leader of china. 赖斯:胡(谁)是中国的新领导人 george: that's what i want to know. 布什:这就是我要知道的 condi: that's what i'm telling you. 赖斯:这就是我要告诉你的 george: that's what i'm asking you. who is the new leader of china? 布什:这就是我要问你的,谁(胡)是中国的新领导人? condi: yes. 赖斯:是的 george: i mean the fellow's name. 布什:我是说那个人的名字 condi: hu. 赖斯:胡(谁) george: the guy in china. 布什: 那个在中国的人 condi: hu. 赖斯:胡(谁) george: the new leader of china. 布什:中国的新领导人! condi: hu. 赖斯:胡(谁) george: the chinese! 布什:那个中国人! condi: hu is leading china. 赖斯:胡(谁)领导中国 george: now whaddya' asking me for? 布什:啊?现在是你问我了? condi: i'm telling you hu is leading china. 赖斯: 我在告诉你, 胡(谁)在领导中国 george: well, i'm asking you. who is leading china? 布什:我在问你,谁(胡)在领导中国? condi: that's the man's name. 赖斯:就是那人的名字 george: that's whose name? 布什:就是谁(胡)的名字? condi: yes. 赖斯:是的 george: will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of china? 布什:你到底愿不愿意告诉我谁(胡)是中国的领导人? condi: yes sir. 赖斯:是的,长官（亚瑟尔） george: yassir? you mean arafat is in china? i thought he was in the middle east. 布什：亚瑟尔？你是说阿拉法特在中国？我以为他在中东呢 condi: that's correct. 赖斯：没错 george: then who is in china? 布什：那么谁（胡）在中国？ condi: yes, sir. 赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔） george: yassir is in china? 布什：亚瑟尔在中国？？ condi: no, sir. 赖斯：不，长官 george: then who is? 布什：那么谁（胡）在？ condi: yes, sir. 赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔） george: yassir? 布什：亚瑟尔？ condi: no, sir 赖斯：不，长官. george: look, condi. i need to know the name of the new leader of china. get m e the secretary general of the u.n. on the phone. i bet he knows. 布什：听着，赖斯．我要知道中国新领导人的名字，给我接联合国秘书长．我觉得他会知 道 condi: kofi? 赖斯：科费（咖啡）？ george: no, thanks. 布什：不，谢谢 condi: you want kofi? 赖斯：你要科费（咖啡）？ george: no. 布什：不！！ condi: you don't want kofi. 赖斯：那么你不要科费（咖啡） george: no. but now that you mention it, i could use a glass of milk. and then get me the u.n. 布什：不，但是既然你提到它，我要杯牛奶就可以了，然后给我接联合国 condi: yes, sir. 赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔） george: not yassir! the guy at the u.n. 布什：不是亚瑟尔！是联合国的头！ condi: kofi? 赖斯：科费（咖啡）？ george: no, milk! will you please make the call? 布什：不，牛奶！你给我接通电话好不？ condi: call who? 赖斯：给谁打？ george: who is the guy at the u.n? 布什：谁（胡）是联合国的头？ condi: hu is the guy in china. 赖斯：胡（谁）是中国的头 george: will you stay out of china?! 布什：你能不能不提中国了？！ condi: yes, sir. 赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔） george: and stay out of the middle east! just get me the guy at the u.n! 布什：也别提中东了！给我接通联合国的头就好了！ condi: kofi? 赖斯：科费（咖啡）？ george: all right! light with sugar. now get on the phone. 布什：好啦好啦！那就少加点糖吧！给我接电话 (condi picks up the phone.) （赖斯拿起电话） condi: rice here 赖斯：赖斯在这（这有米饭） george: rice? good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too. 布什：米饭？好主意，在来点鸡蛋吧