泡妞语录_幽默英语
**hey baby. why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
**your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere i want to be!
**can i buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
**i may not be fred flintstone, but i bet i can make your bed rock!
**i may not be the best looking guy here, but i'm the only one talking to you.
**yo baby, you be my dairy queen, i'll be your burger king, you treat me right, and i'll do it your way.
**your name must be daisy, because i have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
**roses are red, violets are blue. i like spaghetti, let's go screw.
**just call me milk, i'll do your body good.
**my love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going....
**that shirt looks very becoming on you, but if i were on you, i'd be coming too.
**i'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. (good one!)
**i enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone i would like to tinker" around with.
**you must be from hiroshima, cause baby you're the bomb.
**is that windex? because i can see myself in your pants.
**i'm a bird watcher and i'm looking for a big breasted bed thrasher, have you seen one?
**i wish you were a pony carousel outside wal-mart, so i could ride you all day long for a quarter.
**wanna play house? you be the screen door and i'll slam you all night long.
**if you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
**oh, i'm sorry, i thought that was a braille name tag.
**if you were a car, i wax you and ride you all over town.
**if your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg christmas, can i visit you between the holidays?
**are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
**the word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word.
**hey baby, what's your sign? caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
**hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
**was your dad a farmer? cause you sure have great melons.
**you must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
**the fact that i'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
**hi, my name is pogo, want to jump on my stick?
**excuse me, do you have your phone number, i seem to have lost mine.
**i can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? i think he went into this cheap motel room.
**i'm new in town, could i have directions to your house?
**if you were a new hamburger at mcdonald's, you would be mcgorgeous.
**you might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
**your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere i want to be!
**can i buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
**i may not be fred flintstone, but i bet i can make your bed rock!
**i may not be the best looking guy here, but i'm the only one talking to you.
**yo baby, you be my dairy queen, i'll be your burger king, you treat me right, and i'll do it your way.
**your name must be daisy, because i have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
**roses are red, violets are blue. i like spaghetti, let's go screw.
**just call me milk, i'll do your body good.
**my love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going....
**that shirt looks very becoming on you, but if i were on you, i'd be coming too.
**i'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. (good one!)
**i enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone i would like to tinker" around with.
**you must be from hiroshima, cause baby you're the bomb.
**is that windex? because i can see myself in your pants.
**i'm a bird watcher and i'm looking for a big breasted bed thrasher, have you seen one?
**i wish you were a pony carousel outside wal-mart, so i could ride you all day long for a quarter.
**wanna play house? you be the screen door and i'll slam you all night long.
**if you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
**oh, i'm sorry, i thought that was a braille name tag.
**if you were a car, i wax you and ride you all over town.
**if your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg christmas, can i visit you between the holidays?
**are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
**the word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word.
**hey baby, what's your sign? caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
**hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
**was your dad a farmer? cause you sure have great melons.
**you must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
**the fact that i'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
**hi, my name is pogo, want to jump on my stick?
**excuse me, do you have your phone number, i seem to have lost mine.
**i can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? i think he went into this cheap motel room.
**i'm new in town, could i have directions to your house?
**if you were a new hamburger at mcdonald's, you would be mcgorgeous.
**you might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.