Porn Stars_英语成人笑话

a trumpeter is hired to play two solos in a movie. after the sessions he is paid handsomely and promised by the director that he will be notified when the movie is released to the public.
three months later, he receives a notice that the movie will make its debut in times square at a porno house. the musician enters the theatre wearing a dark raincoat and shades. unaccustomed to porno flicks, he sits in the last row next to an elderly couple.
the film has explicit sex scenes: oral intercourse, anal intercourse, golden showers, sado-masochism and near the end a dog has intercourse with the leading female character.
the musician who is immensely embarrassed turns to the elderly couple and whispers, "i wrote the score and i just came to hear the music", to which the elderly woman whispers in reply, "we just came to see our dog."