Top 10 Funny Store Signs_英语写作

1.outside a muffler shop: "no appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

 涓瀹舵秷澹板櫒搴楀栵?鏍规湰涓嶇敤棰勭害锛屾垜浠鍚鍒颁綘鏉ヤ簡锛?

 2.outside a hotel: "help! we need inn-experienced people."

 閰掑簵闂ㄥ栵?甯甯蹇欙紒鎴戜滑缂哄皯甯镐綇灏忛厭棣嗙殑浜恒?

 3.on a desk in a reception room: "we shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

 鎺ュ緟瀹ょ殑妗屼笂锛?涓変釜涓杞锛佹垜浠瑕佹涓嶇暀鎯呭湴璧惰蛋绗涓変釜鎺ㄩ攢鍛橈紒娉锛氱浜屼釜鍒氬垰绂诲紑銆?

 4.in a veterinarians waiting room: "be back in 5 minutes, sit! stay!"

 鍏藉尰鐨勫欒瘖鍐咃細"绋嶅?鍒嗛挓銆傝洞涓嬶紝鍒鍔锛?

 5.at the electric company: "we would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. however, if you don't you will be."

 鍦ㄧ數姘斿叕鍙革細"濡傛灉浣犻佹潵閽炵エ锛屾垜浠浼氬緢楂樺叴锛涘傛灉浣犱笉閫侊紝灏变細琚鏂鐢点?

 6.on the door of a computer store: "out for a quick byte."

 鐢佃剳涓撳崠搴楅棬涓婏細"鍑哄幓鎵句竴涓鏇村揩鐨勫瓧鑺傘?

 7.in a restaurant window: "don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

 椁愰嗘┍绐楋?鍒楗跨潃鑲氬瓙鍌诲憜鍦ㄩ偅鍎匡紝杩涙潵鍚э紝鍚冮】楗遍キ锛?

 8.inside a bowling alley: "please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

 鍦ㄤ繚榫勭悆棣嗭細"淇濇寔瀹夐潤锛屾垜浠闇瑕佸惧惉澶уご閽堣惤鍦般?

 9.in the front yard of a funeral home: "drive carefully, we'll wait."

 鍦ㄥ撳湴鐨勫墠闄锛?寮杞﹀綋蹇冿紝鎴戜滑浼氱瓑鐫浣犵殑銆?

 10.in a counselors office: "growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

 鍦ㄥ挩璇㈠笀鍔炲叕瀹わ細"鍙樿佹槸鐢变笂甯濇帶鍒剁殑锛屽彉鑱鏄庢槸鐢辫嚜宸辨帶鍒剁殑銆?