Poof!_英语女性笑话

an old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

"well, now," says the old lady, "i guess i would like to be really rich."

*** poof *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"and, gee, i guess i wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

*** poof *** she turns into a beautiful young woman.

"your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

*** poof ***

there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. she stares at him, smitten. with a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, "bet you're sorry you had me neutered."