英文笑话【5】_幽默英语

only a few words

at a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak english. "don't you speak english at all?" the judge asks. "only a few words," replies the mugger.

"what words do you know?"

"your purse or your life!"

几个词

法庭上法官正审问一个抢劫犯，由于该犯是一个不会说英语的外国人，审问很困难。"你一点都不会说吗？"法官问。"我只会说几个词。"抢劫犯回答。

"你会说哪几个词？"

"你是要钱还是要命！"

don't be selfish

a mother is admonishing her son.

----now, john, don't be selfish. let your little brother share the bicycle with you.

----but mother, i do. i ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.

别太自私

一位母亲在劝告她的儿子。

"听着，约翰，别太自私，让你的弟弟和你共用一辆自行车。"

"妈妈，我是让他。我先骑下坡，他再骑上坡。"