UGLY BABY_幽默英语

a middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. 

soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. the joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby. 

he went to his wife and said, "i cannot possibly be the father of that hideous (丑恶的） child. look at the two beautiful daughters i fathered." 

when his wife blushed（脸红）, he became suspicious, and demanded, "have you been fooling around on me?" 

his wife confessed, "not this time."