Glossary Of PC Messages_英语愚人笑话
it says: "press any key" it means: "press any key you like but i'm not moving."
it says: "press a key" (this one's a programmers joke. nothing happens unless you press the "a" key.)
it says: "fatal error. please contact technical support quoting error no. 1a4-2546512430e" it means: "... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem."
it says: "installing program to c:...." it means: "... and i'll also be writing a few files into c:windows and c:windowssystem where you'll never find them."
it says: "please insert disk 11" it means: "because i know darn well there are only 10 disks."
it says: "cannot read from drive d:...." it means: "... however, if you put the cd in right side up..."
it says: "please wait...." it means: "... indefinitely."
it says: "directory does not exist...." it means: ".... any more. whoops."
it says: "the application caused an error. choose ignore or close." it means: "....makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back."
it says: "press a key" (this one's a programmers joke. nothing happens unless you press the "a" key.)
it says: "fatal error. please contact technical support quoting error no. 1a4-2546512430e" it means: "... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem."
it says: "installing program to c:...." it means: "... and i'll also be writing a few files into c:windows and c:windowssystem where you'll never find them."
it says: "please insert disk 11" it means: "because i know darn well there are only 10 disks."
it says: "cannot read from drive d:...." it means: "... however, if you put the cd in right side up..."
it says: "please wait...." it means: "... indefinitely."
it says: "directory does not exist...." it means: ".... any more. whoops."
it says: "the application caused an error. choose ignore or close." it means: "....makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back."