Dog in heat_英语动物笑话

a little girl asked her mom, "mom, may i take the dog for a walk around the block?" mom says, "no, because the dog is in heat." "what does that mean?" asked the child. "go ask your father. i think he is in the garage."

the little girl went to the garage and asked "dad, may i take susie for a walk around the block? i asked mom, but she said that susie was in heat, and to come talk to you."

dad said, " bring susie over here" he took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-end with it and said, "okay, you can go now, but keep susie on the leash and only go one time around the block." the little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

dad asked, "where is susie?"

the little girl said, "she will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."