A love for material goods_英语宗教笑话

a lawyer was driving his big bmw down the highway, singing to himself, "i love my bmw, i love my bmw." focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. he miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "my bmw! my bmw!" he sobbed.

a good samaritan drove by and cried out, "sir, sir, you're bleeding! and my god, your left arm is gone!"

the lawyer, horrified, screamed "my rolex! my rolex!"