73. You Never Called_英语幽默故事
a guy spots his doctor in the mall. he stops him and says, "six weeks ago when i was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. but you never called. "
"i didn't?" the doctor says." then what are you doing out of bed?"
notes:
(1) spot v.(从很多人或物中)认出;看出
(2) mall n.集市
exercises:
根据短文选择正确答案:
① where did the guy see his doctor?
a. in the barber's
b. in the shopping center
c. at the railway station
d. in the hospital
② how long had it been since the guy went to see the doctor?
a. two weeks
b. three weeks
c. more than a month
d. more than two months
③ what had the doctor told him to do?
a. to stay in bed
b. to have a nice sleep
c. to go home
d. to call him again
④ we can see from this passage that_____ .
a. the doctor had played a trick on the guy
b. the guy must have stayed in bed for a long time
c. the guy was very angry with the doctor
d. the doctor did call upon the guy
⑤ what had been the guy's problem?
a. he had caught a cold.
b. he had had a mental problem.
c. he needed a good rest.
d. he had been homesick.
73.从未来访
一人在购物中心偶遇他的医生。他走上前去说:“六周以前我在你的办公室,你告诉我让我回家去卧床直到你来访。但你从未来访。”
“我没去吗?”医生说,“那你现在下床干什么?”
练习参考答案:
①b②c③a④b⑤c